Our father who art in heaven,
Offroading by thy name,
Thy mud will come,
It will be done,
On earth as it is in heaven,
Give us this day our daily fuel,
And don't let any of us trespass,
As we forgive those what despise us,
And lead us not onto tarmac,
And deliver us from roadways,
For thine is the 4x4,
With power and diflock,
For ever and ever,

Amen and bless all.